Red Quote #240
Quote from Red in Red Sees Red
Kitty: You know, I have an interesting idea. Why don't we not punish him? Why don't we try a little of that forgiveness that Jesus was always talking about?
Red: No, no. This is for his own good. Look, in order for Eric to be a happy, well-adjusted adult he has to be miserable now. That's just good parenting. If I was to be Mr. Nice Guy now do you know what would happen to Eric in a few years? Do you?
[fantasy:]
Red: Oh, Eric. Breakfast.
[Eric enters dressed like Gene Simmons from KISS]
Kitty: Well, there's my sweet little baby boy.
Red: Why, oh, why didn't I discipline you?
Eric: Shut up and eat your cornflakes.
[reality:]
Red: That's what. Never surrender, Kitty. Never retreat. We're winning. The fact that Eric was desperate enough to climb out his window shows that everything is working.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red Sees Red’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Kitty: Oh, Red is gonna be furious.
Fez: Mrs. Forman, may I tell you a little story about oppression?
Kitty: Okay.
Fez: Once I had an ant farm. And they would not build their tunnels. I was furious, so I became very strict and stern with my ants. First they feared me, and everything was fine but eventually the ants broke out and attacked me. So I had to kill them.
Kitty: So, um, you think we're being too hard on the kids?
Fez: Well, I don't know about that. I just wanted to let you know that I'm really sad because my ants are dead.
Kitty: Okay. Well, Fez, thanks. [kisses Fez on the forehead] You're a good boy.
Fez: All the ladies want a piece of Fez.
Quote from Red
Kitty: So, how's it going?
Red: Real good. The foreign kid just ate something off the floor.
Kitty: Okay, well, um- Your father's gonna drive me to work.
Red: That's right. And if you do anything wrong, I'll know because one of you is a snitch. You just think about that while I'm gone.
Kitty: Well, they're not gonna do anything wrong because I brought a box of activities to occupy their time. [laughs] So, um, be good and have fun. Do crafts, not drugs! [both exit]
Fez: Ooh, a model airplane and glue.
[Red returns and takes the glue away from Fez]
Quote from Red
Hyde: [inner monologue] Stop looking at me. Stop looking at me. Stop looking at me.
Jackie: [inner monologue] Please look at me. Hey! Psst. I love you, Steven. I have secret love powers. Look at me!
Donna: [inner monologue] Hmm. I have 29 teeth. No, that can't be right. One, two, three-
Fez: [inner monologue] Jackie's in love with Hyde, and I have nothing. Oh, look. I found an M&M. [eats] Oh, no.
Eric: [inner monologue] My life sucks. Okay, I really hope no one smelled that.
Kelso: [inner monologue] All right! I'm the best-looking person in this room. No. In this whole town. No! No, in this whole state. No.
Red: [inner monologue] Dumbasses.