Kitty Quote #176
Quote from Kitty in Red Sees Red
[fantasy:]
Kitty: [sings] Feel funky Whoo! Feel good Whoo! Gonna tell you I'm in the neighborhood Gonna fly like a bird on the wing Hold on to your hat, honey Sing, sing, sing, sing
All: [sing] I got the music in me I got the music in me I got the music in me I got the music in me I got the music in me I got the music in me Yeah [applause]
Kitty: Thank you. Thank you. And welcome to The Forman Bunch Variety Hour. [laughs] And, boy, do we have a great show for you tonight.
Eric: Sorry, Mom. We can't stay for the show.
Audience: No.
Kitty: Why not?
Eric: Well, living at home is unbearable, so we've decided to run away.
Audience: No.
Red: Yay!
Hyde: So, thanks for everything, Mrs. F.
Kitty: Well, you boys can't run away. Who's gonna do the square dance with Shields and Yarnell?
Eric: Well, let Laurie do it. She's been making out with Shields all day.
Laurie: That's a lie!
Kitty: Well, when will I see you again?
Shirley Jones: Don't worry, Kitty. I'll take care of them.
Kitty: [laughs] Oh, ladies and gentlemen, star of stage and screen, Shirley Jones.
Eric & Hyde: Hi, Mom.
Kitty: Mom?
Shirley Jones: That's right, Kitty.
Eric: We're Partridges now.
Hyde: This is gonna be great. I'm pretty sure I can nail Susan Dey.
Kitty: No. Partridges? You can't live in a bus. There's no toilet.
Shirley Jones: Well, it may be inconvenient, Kitty, but we do get to spend a lot of time together.
Eric: That's right. Mrs. Partridge quit her job to form a family band.
Shirley Jones: Yep. It's all a matter of choices, Kitty. I guess you just chose to be a bad mother.
Laurie: Hey, Shirley. Can I come? I play the tambourine.
Shirley Jones: Oh, I'm sorry, Laurie. No whores on my show.
Laurie: Oh, fine. Hey, Shields. Wait up!
Charo: Aaah! Cuchi-cuchi-cuchi! Whoa, whoa-
Kitty: Can it, Charo.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red Sees Red’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Kitty: Oh, Red is gonna be furious.
Fez: Mrs. Forman, may I tell you a little story about oppression?
Kitty: Okay.
Fez: Once I had an ant farm. And they would not build their tunnels. I was furious, so I became very strict and stern with my ants. First they feared me, and everything was fine but eventually the ants broke out and attacked me. So I had to kill them.
Kitty: So, um, you think we're being too hard on the kids?
Fez: Well, I don't know about that. I just wanted to let you know that I'm really sad because my ants are dead.
Kitty: Okay. Well, Fez, thanks. [kisses Fez on the forehead] You're a good boy.
Fez: All the ladies want a piece of Fez.
Quote from Red
Kitty: So, how's it going?
Red: Real good. The foreign kid just ate something off the floor.
Kitty: Okay, well, um- Your father's gonna drive me to work.
Red: That's right. And if you do anything wrong, I'll know because one of you is a snitch. You just think about that while I'm gone.
Kitty: Well, they're not gonna do anything wrong because I brought a box of activities to occupy their time. [laughs] So, um, be good and have fun. Do crafts, not drugs! [both exit]
Fez: Ooh, a model airplane and glue.
[Red returns and takes the glue away from Fez]
Quote from Red
Hyde: [inner monologue] Stop looking at me. Stop looking at me. Stop looking at me.
Jackie: [inner monologue] Please look at me. Hey! Psst. I love you, Steven. I have secret love powers. Look at me!
Donna: [inner monologue] Hmm. I have 29 teeth. No, that can't be right. One, two, three-
Fez: [inner monologue] Jackie's in love with Hyde, and I have nothing. Oh, look. I found an M&M. [eats] Oh, no.
Eric: [inner monologue] My life sucks. Okay, I really hope no one smelled that.
Kelso: [inner monologue] All right! I'm the best-looking person in this room. No. In this whole town. No! No, in this whole state. No.
Red: [inner monologue] Dumbasses.