Jackie Quote #124
Quote from Jackie in Jackie Moves On
Fez: So, Jackie, how's your very expensive dinner?
Jackie: Mmm. It's great. And I'm not replacing Michael with food. Are you going to finish that?
Fez: Oh, that's okay. You know this restaurant is very well known for their very expensive dinners, but for you it's...
Jackie: Pass the butter.
Fez: Ah, the butter. That reminds me of an amusing anecdote. Um... [reads card] Well, the other day, I was in the basement...
Jackie: [mouthfull] Was Michael there?
Kelso: Yes, anyways...
Jackie: He is such a jerk.
Kelso: Yes, anyways, back to my amusing anecdote. Well, the other day, I was tying my shoe...
Jackie: [to the waiter] Mmm, ask first! Fez, I am so glad I came out with you tonight.
Fez: Really?
Jackie: Mmm. [smiles with spinach in her teeth] I was starving.
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‘Jackie Moves On’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: Well, I know some pretty horrible things about you, too, little lady. Fellas... Laurie here waxes her lips, legs, eyebrows, toes, and shoulder blades.
Laurie: In the fifth grade, Eric sent away for the Charles Atlas kit 'cause a girl kicked sand in his face.
Eric: You stuffed in high school.
Laurie: So did you.
Eric: Last year, Laurie used all of her birthday money to buy a back massager. Which isn't fooling anyone, by the way.
Laurie: Well... That's not as bad as when I walked in on you in bed with your Dorothy Hamill poster, and you were all...
Eric: Laurie was born with a tail! [Fez gasps]
Hyde: What?
Eric: Yeah, Laurie was born with a tail.
Laurie: I hate you! [runs out]
Eric: It's true.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Boy, Laurie, you really liked that hot dog. You didn't even chew it.
Laurie: Oh, hey, Hyde, Father's Day is coming up. Shouldn't you practice saying "Hi, are you my daddy?"
Hyde: Oh, by the way, Laurie, the surgeon general called. He wanted you to stop hoarding all the penicillin.
Laurie: You know, when you're in prison, your bad table manners will probably just be a turn-on for some guy named Tank.
Hyde: Oh, well, maybe when you're there for a conjugal visit, you can ask him to take it easy on me.
Laurie: Oh, yeah, well... Nice hair.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Oh, hey, you guys, guess what part of my body I nicknamed Pink Floyd?
Donna: Shut up.
Kelso: Well, Jackie thought it was cute.