Eric Quote #233
Quote from Eric in The First Time
Donna: God. Their marriage almost ended. They put me through hell, and now that they're getting back together, it's like it doesn't even mean anything. How am I supposed to write about love when they are the worst example in the entire world?
Eric: No, no. Okay, look, they may not be the best example, but they do love each other. They just can't express it, or... Really any thoughts more complex than "I'm hungry." But the important thing is that they really do love each other.
Donna: Yeah. I guess they do.
Eric: They do! You know they do. And that's why they need you to say what they can't say... Because, despite your bimbo-like good looks, you're very smart. Look, write the vows that you would write. And, Donna, I know... I know it'll be great.
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‘The First Time’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Eric: Okay. Donna, wait.
Donna: What?
Eric: Well, first you drag me away from the wedding, and then you kiss me all the way over here, and then you pull me upstairs and shove me into my bedroom and put your hands all over my body. I just... I'm sorry. I'm confused.
Donna: Huh. If only there were a way to make my feelings clear with some sort of action. [turns lights off]
Eric: Yeah. Ha. Okay. [turns lights back on] That's, uh, ahem, ha-ha, extremely funny. But, uh, every, every time this starts happening, it winds up not happening. And then you skip home... Tra-la-la-la-la.
Donna: [laughs] I know. I know, and I'm sorry. It's just, you know, before now, I wasn't ready.
Eric: Yeah, and I understand that, Donna. It's just that... wait! Wait! Go back!
Donna: I wasn't ready before now.
Eric: Before now, like... Right now?
Donna: Eric, when I had to write those vows, I had to think about love. When I thought about love, I thought about you. I love you, Eric, and I want to be with you.
Eric: God, Donna, I... Love you. Are you... Sure, sure?
Donna: Yes, yes.
Quote from Jackie
Kelso: Jackie, this is for you.
Jackie: Oh, my God. Pink and purple with a unicorn. You remembered!
Kelso: Of course I remember. I remember everything you tell me, even when you think I don't.
Jackie: Really? What's my favorite season?
Kelso: Fall?
Jackie: Why?
Kelso: Uh, the outfits flatter your chestnut eyes.
Jackie: And?
Kelso: Slimming lines and dark colors.
Jackie: Oh, my God, Michael! When you started acting like an immature jerk, I started having doubts about us, but now this purple and pink unicorn candy dish proves you're a grown-up. Oh!