Jackie Quote #90
Jackie: Hey, guys. I decided to go. I thought it'd be fun to surprise Michael.
Hyde: That would be fun.
Donna: Um, Jackie, look, before you surprise Kelso, there's something going on that you should know.
Jackie: What?
Donna: ... You know, Vanstock is gonna be really boring, and it's gonna be muddy, and there's a good chance there'll be some Canadians there.
Jackie: Eew!
Hyde: No, no, Jackie, you should go. You can't let the Canadians win.
Jackie: Fez, put my stuff in the back.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Vanstock’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: Hey, Dad, can I go to Vanstock with the guys this weekend?
Red: What the hell's a Vanstock?
Eric: Well, it's like Woodstock, but with a greater emphasis on vans.
Red: Sounds stupid. Have a good time.
Quote from Eric
[fantasy: a Soap-style theme plays:]
Narrator: [v.o.] Will Red get a job? Will Jackie ever find out about Kelso and Laurie? Will we ever find out where Fez is from? Will Hyde ever find his topless Cinderella? And what ever happened to Midge's daughter Tina? Will Eric and Donna ever consummate their illicit teenage love? And what about Chuck and Bob? Oh, wait, they aren't on this show.
Chuck Campbell: [as Bob] See, I told you we weren't on this show. [as himself] Oh, shut up, Bob.
Narrator: Confused? You won't be after the next episode of... That '70s Show.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Red, what are you gonna do today?
Red: Read the want ads, look for a job. Then, just to break up the day, I thought I'd go down to Rexall, look for some Gold Bond for my athlete's foot. Any more questions?
Kitty: Well, oh, boy, Red, we've got the big hospital banquet to look forward to.
Red: Oh, right. Well then, screw the Gold Bond, I gotta get my hair done.