Donna Quote #34
Quote from Donna in Hyde Moves In
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Eric: Hyde's mom is gone and he is going downhill. I mean, he's sitting over there in the dark, eating ketchup off crackers.
Kelso: I ate gum off a parking meter once. But it was on a dare. I made $1. Man, there's some suckers out there.
Fez: Crackers and ketchup are "K" words. Which makes them naturally funny.
Donna: Oh, my God. I can feel, like, all the molecules in my body. I'm gonna count them. One, two, three...
Eric: [looking through ViewMaster] You guys disgust me. Doesn't anyone care about Hyde? Oh, my God, run, Scooby. Now. Run.
Kelso: You know what's freaking me out? I saw Jackie sick, without makeup. And it was, like, the freakiest thing I've ever seen in my entire, entire life. Including the class trip to the sausage factory.
Fez: Ay. If I never see the inside of another cow, it will be too soon. Jerky?
Donna: Eighteen, nineteen... I have the biggest hands in the world! Damn it! One, two...
Eric: So his mom's gone and I know he doesn't want any help but the Donner Party didn't get any help, and then they ate each other so... Hey, don't bogart that jerky.
Kelso: Yeah, no parents would be cool. [chuckles] Like the Lord of the Flies.
Eric: Kelso, did you ever finish Lord of the Flies?
Kelso: No. So?
Eric: Nothing. Look, what are we going to do about Hyde? I think we should tell someone.
Kelso: What am I gonna do about Jackie? I can't even look at her.
Fez: She's unpleasant when she's healthy, so I can only imagine how she looks like.
Donna: Hey, Kelso, Jackie's- Jackie's my friend and you're shallow and pathetic. And you know what else? My hands are huge! They're like boxing gloves. I am the greatest!
Eric: Okay, champ, whatever you say- [Donna punches Eric in the face]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hyde Moves In’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: I suppose we could call social services.
Red: Yeah, see, now that's sensible.
Kitty: Yeah, they'll know what to do.
Red: Yes.
Kitty: I mean, after all, they take thousands of cases every year. So many, in fact, that they have to house them in gymnasiums. [sobs]
Red: Kitty!
Kitty: With no heat.
Red: [bleep] Damn it! I am tired of being [bleep] Santa Claus! Steven, you get your [bleep] together and you get your ass in the [bleep] damn car! We're going! [bleep] Now, [bleep], damn it! Move it!
Hyde: Okay. [runs out]
Kitty: You are just the sweetest man alive. [exits]
Red: [bleep]!
Quote from Midge
Bob: But, Midge why do you have to have your Woman Warrior meetings here every week?
Midge: Because none of the other feminists' husbands will let them.
Bob: Boy, those bastards.
Midge: I know. Bob, these meetings have really opened my eyes. For example, the English language is so oppressive to women. I mean, why is it "mailman" and not "mailwoman"?
Bob: Why do they even call the mail "mail"? Why not call it "femail"?
Midge: Yes! You see, Bob, now you're thinking.
Bob: No, I'm not. I'm just being funny, because it's stupid.
Midge: Okay, then that's why you're part of the problem. [exits]
Bob: My wife is a maniac. I'm sorry, a womaniac.
Quote from Red
Eric: Dad, can I talk to you for a sec? Do you think that Hyde could stay for dinner?
Red: Eric, again? I can't afford to feed your friends. I can't even afford to feed you, but the law requires me to.
Eric: Look, his mom's out of town.
Red: All right. But you have to fill up on bread. And the two of you are splitting a pork chop.