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Eric: Hyde's mom is gone and he is going downhill. I mean, he's sitting over there in the dark, eating ketchup off crackers.
Kelso: I ate gum off a parking meter once. But it was on a dare. I made $1. Man, there's some suckers out there.
Fez: Crackers and ketchup are "K" words. Which makes them naturally funny.
Donna: Oh, my God. I can feel, like, all the molecules in my body. I'm gonna count them. One, two, three...
Eric: [looking through ViewMaster] You guys disgust me. Doesn't anyone care about Hyde? Oh, my God, run, Scooby. Now. Run.
Kelso: You know what's freaking me out? I saw Jackie sick, without makeup. And it was, like, the freakiest thing I've ever seen in my entire, entire life. Including the class trip to the sausage factory.
Fez: Ay. If I never see the inside of another cow, it will be too soon. Jerky?
Donna: Eighteen, nineteen... I have the biggest hands in the world! Damn it! One, two...
Eric: So his mom's gone and I know he doesn't want any help but the Donner Party didn't get any help, and then they ate each other so... Hey, don't bogart that jerky.
Kelso: Yeah, no parents would be cool. [chuckles] Like the Lord of the Flies.
Eric: Kelso, did you ever finish Lord of the Flies?
Kelso: No. So?
Eric: Nothing. Look, what are we going to do about Hyde? I think we should tell someone.
Kelso: What am I gonna do about Jackie? I can't even look at her.
Fez: She's unpleasant when she's healthy, so I can only imagine how she looks like.
Donna: Hey, Kelso, Jackie's- Jackie's my friend and you're shallow and pathetic. And you know what else? My hands are huge! They're like boxing gloves. I am the greatest!
Eric: Okay, champ, whatever you say- [Donna punches Eric in the face]