Fez Quote #72
Quote from Fez in A New Hope
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Eric: So, Donna says David and her are just good friends and if I don't believe that, um, then she's gonna think that I don't trust her.
Fez: Eric, maybe you should let David have Donna. I mean, they look so nice together.
Hyde: You see, this is why your country lost the war.
Fez: [scoffs] My country never fought a war.
Hyde: Yeah, big surprise. You know, Forman, I'm a romantic. So I say you choke him till his eyes pop out.
Kelso: Yeah. Hitting people is cool.
Eric: I don't know. If I hit this guy, Donna's just gonna be pissed.
Kelso: No, man. Chicks dig that stuff. I mean, Leia, right, she acted like she was mad at Han but I could tell she liked him.
Hyde: Kelso, man, what are you, an idiot? Leia likes Luke. I mean, she kissed him on that bridge.
Kelso: Pfft. Just for luck!
Eric: Guys, I have a real problem here.
Fez: Oh, I got it. Maybe you should let David have Donna because, I mean, they look so nice together. [Hyde punches Fez's arm]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘A New Hope’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fezzie, man, it's Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Where's Eric?
Red: Uh... I don't know.
Kitty: I think you do know, Red.
Red: All right, Kitty. Some kid's been hitting on Donna so he went to fight him. But it's no big deal.
Kitty: No big deal? You men are such Neanderthals! Fighting over a woman. It's ridiculous. It's like that time at that beach when that lifeguard pinched my fanny. You just had to lay him out, didn't you?
Red: Well, yeah.
Kitty: Well, how do you think I felt, Red? Watching you stand over that poor man, your eyes burning with intensity, your- your suntanned muscles gleaming like a bronzed god.
[Red and Kitty turn to each other and then run up the stairs]
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: There's no way it's better than The Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors.