Midge Quote #19

Quote from Midge in The Pill

Donna: Mom? Can I talk to you for a second?
Midge: Sure.
Donna: Okay. A friend of mine, and it's not me... is pregnant.
Midge: Is it you?
Donna: No, Mom, not me.
Midge: Oh, thank God. I just had the most horrible flashback to when I was 16 and... You were saying, honey?
Donna: The whole pregnancy thing is just so scary and overwhelming. I- Jackie, I mean... my friend.
Midge: It is you, isn't it?
Donna: No. She had one night of fun and now her whole life is out of control.
Midge: Are you worried about you and Eric?
Donna: No. Maybe. Yes.
Midge: Honey, let me just tell you what I think. Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, things happen. And the backseat of a car is no place to be worrying about birth control.
Donna: Thanks, Mom.

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Quote from Kitty

Red: You've got strange thoughts in your little head, mister, and that Donna's a nice girl.
Kitty: Red, you are giving him the wrong idea about sex. It's not dirty.
Red: But it's not clean, either.
Kitty: Okay, cleanliness. Now, that reminds me, always make sure your nails are trimmed and clean. Oh, foreplay is very important.
Red: No, it's not.
Kitty: Yes. It is.

Quote from Fez

Fez: And Jackie's mukatots will get huge.
Hyde: Fez, for those of us who only speak English, what exactly is a "mukatot"?
Fez: Feet. They will get long as well as wide. Very gratifying.
Hyde: You foreign freak.

Quote from Jackie

Donna: Well, why didn't you, like, you know, use something?
Jackie: Look, I would have but my cousin Carla told me that I could not get pregnant for eight days after my period.
Donna: Okay. Eight days after your first day or your last day?
Jackie: I don't know. Carla never called me back. Oh, my God, Donna, having this child is gonna ruin my whole life.
Donna: Well, yeah.
Jackie: I'll have to wear flats, I'll gain weight, I'll be too fat to cheer.
Donna: Not to mention the fact you'll have a baby to take care of.