Donna: Mom? Can I talk to you for a second?
Midge: Sure.
Donna: Okay. A friend of mine, and it's not me... is pregnant.
Midge: Is it you?
Donna: No, Mom, not me.
Midge: Oh, thank God. I just had the most horrible flashback to when I was 16 and... You were saying, honey?
Donna: The whole pregnancy thing is just so scary and overwhelming. I- Jackie, I mean... my friend.
Midge: It is you, isn't it?
Donna: No. She had one night of fun and now her whole life is out of control.
Midge: Are you worried about you and Eric?
Donna: No. Maybe. Yes.
Midge: Honey, let me just tell you what I think. Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, things happen. And the backseat of a car is no place to be worrying about birth control.
Donna: Thanks, Mom.