Eric Quote #69
Quote from Eric in Eric's Buddy
Hyde: So, Forman. Uh... Now that the scary kids are gone... is Buddy gay?
Eric: Well, I don't think it's really my place to-
Hyde & Donna: He's gay.
Eric: Okay, guys, hypothetical situation, crazy scenario wouldn't happen in like a million years. Let's just- Let's say, okay... That Buddy made a move on me.
Donna: Eric, he's not gonna make a move on you if he knows you're straight.
Hyde: I don't know. I mean, Forman is pretty irresistible.
Eric: I don't think he'll make a move on me again.
Hyde & Donna: Again?
Eric: Or for the first time. You know... I gotta go.
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‘Eric's Buddy’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: They're finally getting off the island.
Eric: No, Fez, they're not getting off the island.
Fez: But they have a coconut radio. What could go wrong? Oh, Gilligan ["Jill-igan"].
Quote from Red
Red: Well, it's got stainless steel rotor blades so it can crush ice, which is why I keep it out here at the bar. Um... And it has the highest wattage that you can get without moving up to the industrial model which would cost you twice as much.
Kitty: Well, now, see, we have had this blender all these years and I never knew that's why we bought it.
Red: You didn't know that? How could you not know that?
Kitty: Oh, Red, everybody doesn't research every product before they buy it.
Red: Well, then they're dumbasses.
Kitty: Well, that's right. And that's why they need you to tell them what to buy.
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: Where the hell is Forman, man? This isn't like him.
Kelso: I'm really starting to get worried. I mean, what if something happened to him?
Hyde: Nothing happened to him.
Kelso: What if he's lost or hurt somewhere?
Hyde: Calm down, Lassie, I'm sure Timmy's just fine.
Kelso: Maybe we should check the school morgue.
Hyde: Kelso, the school doesn't have a morgue.
Kelso: Then what do we pay all those taxes for?
Hyde: You know what kills me? You do better in school than I do.