Hyde Quote #20
Hyde: I can't work like this. Forman, you need to get your dad's tap now.
Eric: My dad doesn't have a tap.
Hyde: Red's got bicentennial swizzle sticks. He's got fake lemons with real lemon juice. He's got toothpicks shaped like swords. Red Forman is a cocktail dad. And cocktail dads have beer taps.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Keg’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Donna: Go for it, Eric.
Eric: Yeah, we'll throw a party. Gonna charge $2 a head.
Kelso: $2 a head. A keg is equivalent to seven cases, that's 168 beers. If we each drink three beers a piece-
Hyde: No way, sophomores gonna drink one.
Kelso: True.
Hyde: Yeah, and the freshmen will only drink a half.
Kelso: So that averages out to 1.5 beers per person which means we can invite 112 people. That's $224.
Hyde: Cash.
Kelso: Which is decent.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Those kids could be anywhere. Needle, meet haystack.
Red: Look, they left the house in a wood-paneled ocean liner. We should be able to find them.
Bob: Yep, it's a real asphalt jungle out here. The sun goes down, the rats come out. I lost my mailbox last year. Oh, yeah, you know what it is? The evil spilling over from Sheboygan. Oh, how many stories do you suppose there are in this naked burg?
Red: Eight, Bob. There are eight.
Quote from Fez
Fez: How did you find it?
Hyde: We were driving down the road, man, and there she was.
Fez: Oh, it was a beer in the headlights. [laughs] That is my first American joke.