Fez Quote #936
Quote from Fez in Sheer Heart Attack
Fez: No, I'm done sowing my wild oats. Mostly because my oats can't take it anymore. These tight jeans make my ass look great, but you pay the price up front.
Jackie: So wait. Fez, um, what, no more one-night stands?
Fez: Nope. I just didn't find those meaningless flings satisfying. I think I might be a one-woman guy.
Donna: Do you hear that, Jackie? Fez is a one-woman guy.
Fez: Yeah. Surprising, but true. Now if you'll excuse me, these jeans are splitting me in half.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Sheer Heart Attack’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: I don't know what's wrong with me, okay? I want a guy I can't have. I can't stop stuffing my face. I am a thin girl with fat-girl problems.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Jackie, I'd offer you a third sandwich, but you cleaned me out of meat and condiments. And Cheez Whiz. Well, now we're going to have to use the artificial stuff.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Come on, Jackie, I know what'll cheer you up. Let's go down to the mall and make fun of all the people coming out of the Big & Tall store.
Jackie: Donna, if you need something from the Big & Tall, just say so.