Fez: No, I'm done sowing my wild oats. Mostly because my oats can't take it anymore. These tight jeans make my ass look great, but you pay the price up front.
Jackie: So wait. Fez, um, what, no more one-night stands?
Fez: Nope. I just didn't find those meaningless flings satisfying. I think I might be a one-woman guy.
Donna: Do you hear that, Jackie? Fez is a one-woman guy.
Fez: Yeah. Surprising, but true. Now if you'll excuse me, these jeans are splitting me in half.