Kitty Quote #740

Quote from Kitty in We Will Rock You

Kitty: Oh, okay, they're here. Now, be nice. I haven't met the wife yet, but the husband, Josh, was very sweet. He's a car salesman, and he told me he'd give me a great deal on a LeBaron, just because he likes me. [giggles] Although he's gonna have to ask his supervisor first. [opens door] Hello, Josh.
Josh: Hi, Kitty. Good to see you again. This is Jeff.
Kitty: Hi, Jeff. Where's your wife?
Jeff: You're looking at her.
Josh: The only lady in my life is my little Pomeranian, Tina Louise.
Jeff: Who is going to the pound if she doesn't stop humping my cowboy boots.
Josh: We are not having this conversation here.
Kitty: Okay, well, I'm confused. [chuckles] So, you two live together, but I only saw the movers bringing in one bed. Oh! Well... Congratulations!

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