Kitty: Red, you can't hide from Jeff and Josh all night.
Red: Not all night. Just till they eat all the cookies and decide to skip home.
Kitty: Red Forman. So our neighbors are gay. So what? At least they'll keep the place nice, and our property values will go up.
Red: What am I supposed to say to them now?
Kitty: You've been talking to them the whole game, you knew what to say then.
Red: Well, that was before I saw them kissing in my living room.
Kitty: Didn't bother you last night when you saw Abbott kiss Costello.
Red: Well, that was different. They had to do that to fool the landlord.