Fez Quote #933
Quote from Fez in We Will Rock You
[Fez's dream sequence:]
Indian: Hey, Fez.
Fez: Village People! What are you doing here?
Indian: We came to put a stop to your disco bonfire. Plus my mom lives in Kenosha, so, you know, two birds with one stone.
Fez: Can you keep a secret? I love disco. Yeah, I'm just pretending to hate it so I can get with girls. You guys know how that is, right, guys? [silence]
Indian: So, let's talk about Jackie. You two came here together to defend disco, and you abandoned her to make out with some skank you're never gonna see again.
Fez: And?
Indian: And? It's wrong! What do we have to do, spell it out for you? Because we can, with carefully choreographed arm movements.
Fez: Yeah, you're right. I totally let Jackie down. You are one wise Indian.
Indian: Actually, I'm Puerto Rican. This is just a gig. [winks]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘We Will Rock You’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: What do you guys have against disco? It's the only thing white people can dance to.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Disco sucks, man. It's painful to listen to. It makes me wanna shoot myself. It's the musical equivalent of Jackie.
Quote from Fez
Jackie: Fez, guess what I just got. The new Village People album!
Fez: How many songs can they write about where men go to massage each other? [reads track list] The Navy. These boys never let me down!