[Fez's dream sequence:]
Indian: Hey, Fez.
Fez: Village People! What are you doing here?
Indian: We came to put a stop to your disco bonfire. Plus my mom lives in Kenosha, so, you know, two birds with one stone.
Fez: Can you keep a secret? I love disco. Yeah, I'm just pretending to hate it so I can get with girls. You guys know how that is, right, guys? [silence]
Indian: So, let's talk about Jackie. You two came here together to defend disco, and you abandoned her to make out with some skank you're never gonna see again.
Fez: And?
Indian: And? It's wrong! What do we have to do, spell it out for you? Because we can, with carefully choreographed arm movements.
Fez: Yeah, you're right. I totally let Jackie down. You are one wise Indian.
Indian: Actually, I'm Puerto Rican. This is just a gig. [winks]