Jackie Quote #529

Quote from Jackie in My Fairy King

Jackie: Okay, look, just because Fez matches up with a few things on my list doesn't mean he is the perfect match for me. I mean, we are complete opposites. It's like I'm Beauty and he is the Beast.
Donna: Um, Jackie, at the end of the story, Beauty and the Beast get together.
Jackie: Oh, would you shut up, you reader?

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Jackie: Yeah, Elton John! And I think he's single, 'cause you never see him out with a girl.

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