Red Quote #999
Quote from Red in My Fairy King
Red: Kitty, I just got back from the Muffler Master offices in Kenosha.
Kitty: Oh, I hate Kenosha. They think they're so much better than us just because they've got a town pool.
Red: Yeah. Well, I told them, no matter how many mom-and-pop stores they put out of business, they'd better not even think about opening a store near mine or they'll get a fight from me like they've never seen!
Kitty: That's my man! What did they say?
Red: They're putting a store across the street.
Kitty: Oh, Red, I'm sorry.
Red: Ah, don't be. I scaRed the heck out of them. They even offered me a little money for my shop.
Kitty: Well, I hope you told them to get lost.
Red: Course I did. Then they offered me more money.
Kitty: And you told them to stuff it.
Red: Damn right. And then they offered me a lot of money.
Kitty: Go to hell, Muffler Master.
Red: Actually, I accepted it.
Kitty: [reads check] Thank you, Muffler Master!
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Red: Bob, you live next door, why are you panting?
Bob: I was going against the wind.