Red Quote #993
Quote from Red in Keep Yourself Alive
Kitty: It's gone! My engagement ring is gone! You! You lost it! We let you into our country, we give you minimum-wage jobs, we teach you how to use a knife and a fork and this is how you thank us?
Red: Kitty, I hate to see you so upset when there is such an easy solution. Let's just get you home, I'll make you a martini, then when you calm down, I'll make you a margarita.
Jackie: Wait, um, what about us?
Red: Oh, you're going to stay here and look for the ring. And if it rains, just do like the Indians did. Die.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Keep Yourself Alive’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: [drinks] Oh, this is just awful.
Red: Fine. I'll add more gin.
Kitty: No. Red, the ring. And you know, this is all your fault. If you hadn't driven like a madman over a pothole, I wouldn't be drinking to calm my nerves, I would just be drinking.
Red: Hey, I am not the one who gave his engagement ring to the foreign kid. You're lucky he is not wearing it through his nose!
Kitty: [drinks] Oh, this is just the worst thing ever.
Red: Kitty, it's just a ring!
Kitty: I am talking about the drink!
Quote from Donna
Donna: You know, being out here like this, without any TV or magazines, you know, makes me realize how people 500 years ago must have felt. Incredibly bored.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Fez? Where is he?
Jackie: Oh, don't worry. He survived his trip over here in a banana crate, he'll be fine in the woods.