Hyde Quote #653
Quote from Hyde in Sweet Lady
Hyde: Is this all you guys do? Just stand around the bar and complain about your wives?
Smitty: Of course not!
[sauna circle:]
Murph: So listen, I'm having a few drinks the other night, and my old lady says, "I suppose you like yourself better when you're drunk." I says, "No, I like you better."
Red: [laughs] My wife came to me the other day and said, "We don't talk anymore." And I said, "You ruined the streak!"
Hyde: You know, I'm learning a lot from you guys in here. For instance, bras. Not just for girls.
Murph: [inhales] The steam is great. Time to loosen the towel and release the hounds.
Hyde: Don't look down. Don't look down. Ah, I saw the hounds!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Sweet Lady’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Donna: Hyde. That's not gonna happen. He's not into me like that and he knows I'm getting over a break-up.
Hyde: Come on, man. Don't you know how guys think?
Donna: Not really. The only guy I have ever been with was Eric, and as far as I know, a typical guy's thoughts are, "Who would win in a fight? Bigfoot or Chewbacca?"
Quote from Red
Red: See, that's the thing about marriage. No one tells you about the three rings. There's the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Quote from Jackie
Fez: Well, if it isn't Miss Mooch, my unemployed roommate. What would you like to mooch today? My cheese puffs? My Yoo-hoo? My Oil of Olay?
Jackie: Fez, I want to find work, but it's really hard. I spent all morning going to every store in the mall. And when I find the right outfit, I'm gonna look for a job.