Fez Quote #883

Quote from Fez in Sweet Lady

Fez: Miss St. George, you put the beauty in beautiful, the sass in sassy and what else can I say? I love a big tip!
Christine St. George: And what else can I say? I love a big kiss ass!
Fez: So, who's gonna be on the show today?
Christine St. George: Oh, Pete Rose. I gotta go warm up. I don't want my slider to hang over the plate. He really took me downtown the last time, but not today, Pete Rose. Not today!

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 ‘Sweet Lady’ Quotes

Quote from Donna

Donna: Hyde. That's not gonna happen. He's not into me like that and he knows I'm getting over a break-up.
Hyde: Come on, man. Don't you know how guys think?
Donna: Not really. The only guy I have ever been with was Eric, and as far as I know, a typical guy's thoughts are, "Who would win in a fight? Bigfoot or Chewbacca?"

Quote from Red

Red: See, that's the thing about marriage. No one tells you about the three rings. There's the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Quote from Jackie

Fez: Well, if it isn't Miss Mooch, my unemployed roommate. What would you like to mooch today? My cheese puffs? My Yoo-hoo? My Oil of Olay?
Jackie: Fez, I want to find work, but it's really hard. I spent all morning going to every store in the mall. And when I find the right outfit, I'm gonna look for a job.