Kelso Quote #865
Kelso: It's like I love Jackie, okay, and I know that some day we're gonna be together, but just not yet.
Fez: You fool, don't you understand? Hyde really screwed Jackie up, and she's only going to be like this for a little while longer. You gotta strike when the broad is still a mess, man!
Hyde: Look, Kelso, I'm completely against this unholy union. But if you really want to be with Jackie, you cannot run away now. She'll be so pissed she'll never talk to you again.
Kelso: Okay, so, you're saying if I don't go through with this now, I'm gonna blow my chance with Jackie forever?
Hyde: Yes. You have successfully repeated what I just said.
Kelso: All right. That's it. I wanna ask Jackie to marry me.
Fez: Great. Let's go buy a ring.
Kelso: No, Jackie once said that she'd rather have a balloon tied around her finger, than a diamond under two carats. So let's go buy a balloon!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Misfire’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
[circle:]
Kelso: So it's the last circle before I go. Wait a minute, now I get why we call it a circle! That is freakin' awesome!
Jackie: You know Michael, I will always remember the first boy who kissed me. And proposed to me and told me that putting out makes your nails grow. I really believed you.
Donna: Kelso, I'm kinda gonna miss you constantly trying to grab my boob. Made me feel pretty. I am messed up.
Fez: Donna, I give you my word. I will always be here, trying to grab your boob. We'll do it for Kelso, who won't be here to do it anymore. Oh, God.
Hyde: Man... Kelso, this is weird. I always imagined our last moment together would be me watching you strapped to a home-made rocket flying around in circles screaming, "Turn it off! Turn it off!"
Kelso: Well. I guess this is goodbye. Man, I'm gonna miss this. Like, being down here, I've had, like, the best time of my life. And you know what? No matter where I live, I will love you guys forever. Well, I guess it's time to go. So, see ya. [exits]
Jackie: Bye, Michael.
Donna: Wow. He is really gone.
Fez: My beautiful tormentor.
Hyde: This sucks.
Kelso: [returns] I'm not leaving till tomorrow! And you were crying! Burn!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: And get this, I waited up for Eric to call me last night, and he never did. So I asked Mrs. Forman, "Is he okay?" And she said yeah, because he called her last night.
Jackie: Yeah, I mean, that is weird. Who would think that a boy who plays with dolls and bails on his wedding would be a mama's boy?
Quote from Bob
Bob: Sweetheart.
Donna: [wakes up] What?
Bob: Did you stay down here all night?
Donna: Oh yeah. I guess so. Eric never called, I hope he is okay.
Bob: Yeah, I'm sure he's fine. Either that, or he's dead. It can only be one of the two.