Kelso: It's like I love Jackie, okay, and I know that some day we're gonna be together, but just not yet.
Fez: You fool, don't you understand? Hyde really screwed Jackie up, and she's only going to be like this for a little while longer. You gotta strike when the broad is still a mess, man!
Hyde: Look, Kelso, I'm completely against this unholy union. But if you really want to be with Jackie, you cannot run away now. She'll be so pissed she'll never talk to you again.
Kelso: Okay, so, you're saying if I don't go through with this now, I'm gonna blow my chance with Jackie forever?
Hyde: Yes. You have successfully repeated what I just said.
Kelso: All right. That's it. I wanna ask Jackie to marry me.
Fez: Great. Let's go buy a ring.
Kelso: No, Jackie once said that she'd rather have a balloon tied around her finger, than a diamond under two carats. So let's go buy a balloon!