Kelso Quote #859

Quote from Kelso in Misfire

[flashback:]
Vic: Now, come here, all kidding aside, I want to ask you something seriously. Do you like spicy food?
Kelso: Sure, I'll eat anything. Actually, I put that on the resume.
Vic: Try this salsa. Go on, makes you feel like you got shot in the tongue.
Kelso: How can I say no to that? [groans]
Vic: Yeah, that hot, that's hot, right? You know it's hot when you get all moist and sweaty up under here, eh? [lifts wig] Come on, feel it!
Kelso: Ah, I don't think I wanna touch Vic's head.
Vic: No, go ahead, feel it.
Kelso: No, I really don't.
Vic: Feel it!
Kelso: Okay. [Vic clamps down his wig on Kelso's hand] Ahh!
Vic: Got you. [both laugh]
[present:]
Kelso: And he just called and offered me the job.

Rate

 ‘Misfire’ Quotes

Quote from Kelso

[circle:]
Kelso: So it's the last circle before I go. Wait a minute, now I get why we call it a circle! That is freakin' awesome!
Jackie: You know Michael, I will always remember the first boy who kissed me. And proposed to me and told me that putting out makes your nails grow. I really believed you.
Donna: Kelso, I'm kinda gonna miss you constantly trying to grab my boob. Made me feel pretty. I am messed up.
Fez: Donna, I give you my word. I will always be here, trying to grab your boob. We'll do it for Kelso, who won't be here to do it anymore. Oh, God.
Hyde: Man... Kelso, this is weird. I always imagined our last moment together would be me watching you strapped to a home-made rocket flying around in circles screaming, "Turn it off! Turn it off!"
Kelso: Well. I guess this is goodbye. Man, I'm gonna miss this. Like, being down here, I've had, like, the best time of my life. And you know what? No matter where I live, I will love you guys forever. Well, I guess it's time to go. So, see ya. [exits]
Jackie: Bye, Michael.
Donna: Wow. He is really gone.
Fez: My beautiful tormentor.
Hyde: This sucks.
Kelso: [returns] I'm not leaving till tomorrow! And you were crying! Burn!

Quote from Jackie

Donna: And get this, I waited up for Eric to call me last night, and he never did. So I asked Mrs. Forman, "Is he okay?" And she said yeah, because he called her last night.
Jackie: Yeah, I mean, that is weird. Who would think that a boy who plays with dolls and bails on his wedding would be a mama's boy?

Quote from Bob

Bob: Sweetheart.
Donna: [wakes up] What?
Bob: Did you stay down here all night?
Donna: Oh yeah. I guess so. Eric never called, I hope he is okay.
Bob: Yeah, I'm sure he's fine. Either that, or he's dead. It can only be one of the two.