[flashback:]
Vic: Now, come here, all kidding aside, I want to ask you something seriously. Do you like spicy food?
Kelso: Sure, I'll eat anything. Actually, I put that on the resume.
Vic: Try this salsa. Go on, makes you feel like you got shot in the tongue.
Kelso: How can I say no to that? [groans]
Vic: Yeah, that hot, that's hot, right? You know it's hot when you get all moist and sweaty up under here, eh? [lifts wig] Come on, feel it!
Kelso: Ah, I don't think I wanna touch Vic's head.
Vic: No, go ahead, feel it.
Kelso: No, I really don't.
Vic: Feel it!
Kelso: Okay. [Vic clamps down his wig on Kelso's hand] Ahh!
Vic: Got you. [both laugh]
[present:]
Kelso: And he just called and offered me the job.