Kelso Quote #848
Quote from Kelso in You're My Best Friend
Randy: Okay, Kelso, you'll be in charge of getting rid of the Formans.
Kelso: That'll be easy.
Donna: Without starting a fire.
Kelso: Why don't you just handcuff me and throw me in a well, Donna. Uh, okay, Mrs. Forman is a woman, which means that she used to be a chick. So therefore, I will just play on her insecurities.
Fez: Kelso, I really doubt you can pull that off.
Kelso: Sure, I can, Mr. You're-Never-Gonna-Lose-Those-Love-Handles.
Fez: I stand corrected.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘You're My Best Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kelso: So, Saturday night, you and that husband of yours got any big plans?
Kitty: Well, we sure do. First he's taking me on The Love Boat and then he is taking me to Fantasy Island. "Ze plane, ze plane!" I love that guy, he is so little.
Quote from Leo
Leo: All right guys, sit back and enjoy the show. [music plays]
Hyde: Uh, Leo, when does the show start?
Leo: This is the show, man.
Randy: Where's the stripper?
Leo: What do we need a stripper for? We got a giant cake!
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: You know, the thing about being a cop is, we may look like normal people, I mean, I don't, obviously, but we have to go through rigorous training to be able to withstand any kind of mental, physical, or emotional pain. [eats ice cream] Ah, brain freeze! Make it stop! Make it stop!