Quote from Kelso in You're My Best Friend
Randy: Okay, Kelso, you'll be in charge of getting rid of the Formans. Kelso: That'll be easy. Donna: Without starting a fire. Kelso: Why don't you just handcuff me and throw me in a well, Donna. Uh, okay, Mrs. Forman is a woman, which means that she used to be a chick. So therefore, I will just play on her insecurities. Fez: Kelso, I really doubt you can pull that off. Kelso: Sure, I can, Mr. You're-Never-Gonna-Lose-Those-Love-Handles. Fez: I stand corrected.