Fez Quote #816
Quote from Fez in Short and Curlies
Jackie: So, until then, I need you guys to help me avoid the horrors of seeing Steven so I can figure out a way to get out of here.
Fez: Well, that's too bad, 'cause I think I hear him coming down the stairs now.
Jackie: Oh, my God. Um... What do I do?
Fez: Okay. Quick, get down under the blanket. He's not coming down. I made the whole thing up and now you're under a stinky blanket.
Kelso: The stinky blanket burn! That is awesome!
Jackie: Oh, that is disgusting. Oh, this blanket smells like dog.
Fez: That is because when I found it, it was wrapped around a dead dog.
Kelso: Uh-oh, Jackie. He's coming for real this time. Get down!
Jackie: [hides under blanket] Oh, my God!
Kelso: I got her! I got her!
Jackie: I am gonna kick you both in the nads.
Fez: Well, you're gonna have to do it later because here he comes now.
Jackie: Oh, well, now I don't believe you.
Fez: [opens door] Okay, then. Hey, come on in. Good to see you, Hyde. What's going on, buddy?
Kelso: She did it again! [laughs]
Jackie: I hate you.
Kelso: Oh, man, we could do this all day.
Fez: Yeah, I got nowhere to be, man.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Short and Curlies’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Eric: Okay, Donna, I'm ready for my going-away present. Yahoo.
Donna: [o.s.] All right, here I come.
[Donna walks out dressed as Princess Leia]
Eric: Holy Mother of Skywalker.
Donna: You can do whatever you want to Princess Leia. Her force field is down.
Eric: Donna, this is the best... Wait a second, Leia doesn't have a force field. She... Oh, you know what? I'm too excited to quibble.
Quote from Donna
Eric: Wow, so, it's like, I can do anything I want? Can I touch your buns?
Donna: What? You wanna touch my butt?
Eric: No, not those buns. You know, the buns.
Donna: Eric, that seems kind of weird.
Eric: Yeah. You know what? That is, like, a little weird. Maybe I'll just rub my face up against one of them?
Donna: Okay.
Eric: [rubs face against Donna's hair] Leia. Oh, Leia.
Bob: [o.s.] Donna, meet me downstairs for fried shrimp in T-minus 20 seconds. Wear an old shirt. These things are greasy.
Donna: Wow, that's almost enough to take you right out of the moment, huh?
Eric: Okay, Donna. From now on, the only thing I'd like you to say is, "Use the force, Eric."
Donna: Okay, that seems kind of...
Eric: Donna.
Donna: Use the force, Eric.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Fire! Fire!
[As Donna runs onto the driveway in her Princess Leia costume, Eric runs out in his underwear with a stormtrooper helmet on.]
Red: What the hell is on your head?
Eric: I'm still wearing the helmet, aren't I?
Bob: What did you do to my daughter?
Eric: Nothing. I was a perfect gentleman. I just squeezed her buns.
Kitty: I suggested a photograph, not a go-go dance from outer space.