Jackie: So, until then, I need you guys to help me avoid the horrors of seeing Steven so I can figure out a way to get out of here.
Fez: Well, that's too bad, 'cause I think I hear him coming down the stairs now.
Jackie: Oh, my God. Um... What do I do?
Fez: Okay. Quick, get down under the blanket. He's not coming down. I made the whole thing up and now you're under a stinky blanket.
Kelso: The stinky blanket burn! That is awesome!
Jackie: Oh, that is disgusting. Oh, this blanket smells like dog.
Fez: That is because when I found it, it was wrapped around a dead dog.
Kelso: Uh-oh, Jackie. He's coming for real this time. Get down!
Jackie: [hides under blanket] Oh, my God!
Kelso: I got her! I got her!
Jackie: I am gonna kick you both in the nads.
Fez: Well, you're gonna have to do it later because here he comes now.
Jackie: Oh, well, now I don't believe you.
Fez: [opens door] Okay, then. Hey, come on in. Good to see you, Hyde. What's going on, buddy?
Kelso: She did it again! [laughs]
Jackie: I hate you.
Kelso: Oh, man, we could do this all day.
Fez: Yeah, I got nowhere to be, man.