Fez Quote #808
Quote from Fez in 2000 Light Years from Home
Kelso: So, there's a problem with my sleeping-with-Angie's-best-friend plan. Angie's best friend is Hyde.
Fez: You know what we may have to do here? The dark room switch. You will make love to her in a dark room, halfway through you will excuse yourself. Then I'll come in, pretend to be you, and finish the job.
Kelso: How does that fix my problem?
Fez: I was working on my problem.
Eric: [enters] You guys, Donna's totally freaking out about this Africa thing. She won't return any of my calls.
Fez: I think I have a solution. The dark room switch.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘2000 Light Years from Home’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Look, man, tell Donna to just lay off, okay? Africa is gonna be awesome. You know, they have this bug over there that burrows into your brain, and it lays, like, a thousand eggs. And then, when the eggs hatch, they, like, shoot out of your head like little worm bullets.
Eric: Kelso, those worms aren't in Africa. They're on the planet Zorgon, which is from a comic book that you wrote.
Kelso: Just trying to generate a little buzz.
Quote from Jackie
Eric: So, the upshot is I have absolutely no money for college.
Donna: Eric, don't worry, there are plenty of ways to get money for school.
Hyde: Yeah, man, you could always get a football scholarship.
Jackie: Hey, look, he weighs about as much as a football, and people do like to kick him.
Quote from Jackie
Hyde: WB, what the hell were you thinking?
William: I don't know, I thought I'd try a new thing with my shoulders.
Jackie: Look, he means, why did you promote that whore, Angie?
William: You mean my daughter Angie?
Jackie: I stand by my statement. You can't hit a girl.