Eric Quote #938
Quote from Eric in Gimme Shelter
Eric: You know, the more I read this chiropractor booklet, the more I'm starting to see that this might be the perfect job for me. Like, it says right here, you need soft hands. How many times have you said you didn't even know I was touching you? Here, let me get a crack at that neck.
Donna: Whoa. Shouldn't we wait until you're, like, a little more experienced?
Eric: Experienced? Donna, I'm on page 12. Let's do this. [bone crackling]
Donna: Ow!
Eric: Uh-oh. That did not sound good.
Donna: Eric, I can't move my neck. Fix it.
Eric: Okay, I'm sure the booklet says something about... Oh, here it is. Um, okay, I'm gonna need you to sign a release of liability.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Gimme Shelter’ Quotes
Quote from Red
[As Fez and Kelso join Red and Kitty for breakfast, Fez grabs the last sausage]
Fez: Too slow, old man.
Kelso: Fez, if you're not polite, he's gonna figure out you're living here.
Red: You're living here?
Kelso: Oh, great. You blew it, Fez.
Kitty: Red, he has nowhere else to go.
Red: Well, know this, Pele... you gotta sleep sometime. And during the war, when they were sleeping, that's when I got them. [exits]
Kitty: That wasn't too bad. He called you Pele. He is a terrific soccer player.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: How's your neck, honey?
Donna: Oh, it still hurts.
Kitty: Come over here. I'm a nurse. I know what to do. [grabs pill bottle] Take two of these.
Donna: Are you sure this is for neck pain?
Kitty: Neck pain, headaches, bad days, they take the edge off of everything.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: Wait a second. This mean I'm the loser of the group now?
Kelso: You're the one that's still living with your mommy.
Eric: Man, you're still living with your mommy.
Kelso: Not for long. Me and Fez are looking for apartments. Then the only time I'll see my mom is when she's doing my laundry, cooking my meals, taking me to the dentist.