Eric: You know, the more I read this chiropractor booklet, the more I'm starting to see that this might be the perfect job for me. Like, it says right here, you need soft hands. How many times have you said you didn't even know I was touching you? Here, let me get a crack at that neck.
Donna: Whoa. Shouldn't we wait until you're, like, a little more experienced?
Eric: Experienced? Donna, I'm on page 12. Let's do this. [bone crackling]
Donna: Ow!
Eric: Uh-oh. That did not sound good.
Donna: Eric, I can't move my neck. Fix it.
Eric: Okay, I'm sure the booklet says something about... Oh, here it is. Um, okay, I'm gonna need you to sign a release of liability.