Hyde Quote #609
Quote from Hyde in Who's Been Sleeping Here?
Hyde: All right, man, you accused me of stealing. That's why I've thought up a very clever way of getting you back. Today you wear the rainbow Afro.
Angie: Actually, you know what? I don't think so. Watch this.
[Angie plays a security camera video which shows Hyde dancing and singing along with a song as he sweeps the floor:]
Hyde: [sings along] Luck be a lady tonight Luck be a lady tonight Luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with...
[tape ends]
Hyde: I don't care about that. Everybody knows I sing Sinatra all the time. [points behind Angie] Whoa, shoplifter. [grabs tape] Amateur.
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Quote from Fez
Hyde: Fez, man, why were you staying at the record store?
Fez: Well, last week my Bible-thumping host parents found out that I already graduated, so they kicked me out and took all my money as back rent. And then they gave me a Bible.
Angie: Well, I wish you'd been reading that instead of the porno magazines I found in my office.
Fez: You know, Angie, some things you could keep to yourself.
Hyde: I don't understand why you didn't just ask us for help. I mean, we're your friends.
Fez: It was my damn Latin pride.
Red: So you're Latin.
Fez: No, just my pride is. And I also have a Swiss sense of frugality.
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Red: Hey, I'm watching Perry Mason.
Kitty: Oh, guess what? Perry Mason wins.
Red: It's not if he wins, it's how. That's the magic, damn it.
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Donna: Eric, how did you get "Jedi" from "staircase"?
Eric: Uh, Donna, the path to becoming a Jedi has many steps, duh.