Donna Quote #369
Quote from Donna in Who's Been Sleeping Here?
Eric: I can't believe Kelso didn't choose us. What could be wrong with us?
Donna: Well, there's nothing wrong with you. I love you just the way you are.
Eric: Yeah, and I love you just the way you...
Donna: Although, well... It might be that you don't have a job.
Eric: Oh, [chuckles], here it comes. You've just been dying to get this off your chest, huh? I don't have a job. I play with toys. Maybe you'd like to talk about how I didn't show up for the wedding, too?
Donna: Oh, well, I don't need to talk about that because I relive it every morning when I wake up alone.
Eric: Oh, really? Well, you used to be a redhead. You dyed your hair. God, it's like everything about you now is so fake.
Donna: Whoa! You said you loved my hair.
Eric: I had to say that, Donna, to keep you happy. You trap people, you're a trapper. Nobody wants a trapper for a godmother.
Donna: Wait a minute. What are we doing?
Eric: You know what? You're right, let's back up. Man, why do we want to be godparents so bad?
Donna: Well, I want it for the joy of nurturing the spiritual growth of a child.
Eric: I want it for the prestige.
Donna: Yeah, me, too. I was just saying that.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Who's Been Sleeping Here?’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Fez, man, why were you staying at the record store?
Fez: Well, last week my Bible-thumping host parents found out that I already graduated, so they kicked me out and took all my money as back rent. And then they gave me a Bible.
Angie: Well, I wish you'd been reading that instead of the porno magazines I found in my office.
Fez: You know, Angie, some things you could keep to yourself.
Hyde: I don't understand why you didn't just ask us for help. I mean, we're your friends.
Fez: It was my damn Latin pride.
Red: So you're Latin.
Fez: No, just my pride is. And I also have a Swiss sense of frugality.
Quote from Red
Red: Hey, I'm watching Perry Mason.
Kitty: Oh, guess what? Perry Mason wins.
Red: It's not if he wins, it's how. That's the magic, damn it.
Quote from Eric
Donna: Eric, how did you get "Jedi" from "staircase"?
Eric: Uh, Donna, the path to becoming a Jedi has many steps, duh.