Hyde Quote #607
Quote from Hyde in Who's Been Sleeping Here?
Kitty: Steven, how could you not know your friend was a hobo?
Hyde: Well, now that I think about it, some things do make more sense.
[flashback to Hyde in the basement as Fez reads a magazine:]
Hyde: Hey, man, where the hell are my keys?
Fez: Oh, here they are. I just borrowed them, but I didn't make a copy.
Hyde: Why would you make a copy?
Fez: Why would I borrow them?
Hyde: To make a copy?
Fez: Why would I make a copy?
Hyde: Okay.
[flashback to Fez walking down the Formans' stairs in a towel:]
Hyde: Did you just take a shower here?
Fez: No.
Hyde: Why are you wearing a towel?
Fez: Because otherwise I'd be naked.
[flashback to Hyde finding a pair of underpants at the record store as Fez walks in:]
Fez: Oh, there they are.
[present:]
Hyde: Hey, I was just happy he's wearing underwear again, all right?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Who's Been Sleeping Here?’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Fez, man, why were you staying at the record store?
Fez: Well, last week my Bible-thumping host parents found out that I already graduated, so they kicked me out and took all my money as back rent. And then they gave me a Bible.
Angie: Well, I wish you'd been reading that instead of the porno magazines I found in my office.
Fez: You know, Angie, some things you could keep to yourself.
Hyde: I don't understand why you didn't just ask us for help. I mean, we're your friends.
Fez: It was my damn Latin pride.
Red: So you're Latin.
Fez: No, just my pride is. And I also have a Swiss sense of frugality.
Quote from Red
Red: Hey, I'm watching Perry Mason.
Kitty: Oh, guess what? Perry Mason wins.
Red: It's not if he wins, it's how. That's the magic, damn it.
Quote from Eric
Donna: Eric, how did you get "Jedi" from "staircase"?
Eric: Uh, Donna, the path to becoming a Jedi has many steps, duh.