Jackie Quote #454

Quote from Jackie in Who's Been Sleeping Here?

Kelso: You guys, I just took my baby girl to the playground, and she's just like her daddy. She's way cuter than all the other babies, and she eats bugs.
Jackie: Wow, Michael, you've spent every weekend this month with Betsy. The only other thing you've done this consistently was cheat on me.
Hyde: That's not true, he also glues himself to stuff with amazing regularity.

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Quote from Fez

Hyde: Fez, man, why were you staying at the record store?
Fez: Well, last week my Bible-thumping host parents found out that I already graduated, so they kicked me out and took all my money as back rent. And then they gave me a Bible.
Angie: Well, I wish you'd been reading that instead of the porno magazines I found in my office.
Fez: You know, Angie, some things you could keep to yourself.
Hyde: I don't understand why you didn't just ask us for help. I mean, we're your friends.
Fez: It was my damn Latin pride.
Red: So you're Latin.
Fez: No, just my pride is. And I also have a Swiss sense of frugality.

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Red: Hey, I'm watching Perry Mason.
Kitty: Oh, guess what? Perry Mason wins.
Red: It's not if he wins, it's how. That's the magic, damn it.

Quote from Eric

Donna: Eric, how did you get "Jedi" from "staircase"?
Eric: Uh, Donna, the path to becoming a Jedi has many steps, duh.