Kelso Quote #796
Quote from Kelso in Oh, Baby (We Got a Good Thing Goin')
Kelso: Okay. I got Betsy's teddy bear, and it wasn't easy dodging my brothers. I got a dart in the calf. Oh, here's my little girl. Hey, baby, look. Look, it's your teddy bear and your handsome daddy. Why won't she stop crying? Maybe it is me. What if she doesn't like me?
Donna: Kelso, don't take it personally. I didn't like you when I first met you. But that's because you were peeing on my swing set.
Kelso: Well, it was brand-new and I was jealous.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Oh, Baby (We Got a Good Thing Goin')’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: What's this?
Kelso: That's breast milk. Don't touch it.
Fez: Breast milk? From real breasts? What don't they do?
Quote from Kitty
Hyde: One funnel cake, extra sugar.
Jackie: Oh, Steven, I knew you'd come back, and to show you how thankful I am, I'm gonna feed you a piece.
Kitty: Oh, get a room. Did you see Red?
Hyde: He didn't come back yet? That's weird. He was in front of me in the funnel cake line.
Kitty: What the...
[Red is being photographed next to two scantily-clad women]
Red: Okay, gals, say, "Funnel cake." Funnel cake.
All: Funnel cake.
Kitty: Oh, my God.
Red: There goes the fun.
Kitty: Well, I hope you're happy, Red Forman, because we are leaving. You two, get your A-S-Ss back to the car. You two, get your B-double-O-Bs off my husband.
Quote from Fez
Donna: Hey, Fez. Why are you staring at that milk?
Fez: It's from a breast. Simply remarkable.