Kelso: Okay. I got Betsy's teddy bear, and it wasn't easy dodging my brothers. I got a dart in the calf. Oh, here's my little girl. Hey, baby, look. Look, it's your teddy bear and your handsome daddy. Why won't she stop crying? Maybe it is me. What if she doesn't like me?
Donna: Kelso, don't take it personally. I didn't like you when I first met you. But that's because you were peeing on my swing set.
Kelso: Well, it was brand-new and I was jealous.