Eric Quote #884
Red: How could you do this?
Fez: I told them it was wrong, I told them. But then they drove a toy into my head, and it was all blurry after that.
Red: These toys were for the needy kids at your mother's party, you idiot.
Eric: Oh, man. There's, uh, no chance that they might want a raincoat, is there?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Winter’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, girls, time to get to the party.
Donna: Well, Jackie, look, I think Eric and Hyde are feeling the pressures of life, and they want to have one last blowout.
Jackie: Okay, Steven does not need a blowout, he needs a kick in the nads.
Kitty: It's Christmas. At holiday time, we say, "He needs a kick in the sleigh bells."
Quote from Eric
Fez: I just don't feel right about taking these toys away from kids.
Eric: Oh, but, Fez, this could be the Christmas that I never had. My parents wouldn't get me cool stuff when I was a kid. Every year, I got a raincoat. And then, to make sure it worked, we had to go outside and Red would spray me with the hose.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Yeah, Fez. What about my Christmas, man? I mean, I'd wake up in the morning, rush out in my PJs, and find what strange man Santa had left laying underneath my mother.