Eric Quote #885
Eric: Look, Dad, I think we can safely say that none of this would have happened if you had just bought me an Evel Knievel stunt cycle when I was younger.
Red: I bought you one of those. Santa left it under the tree that year with... Oh, wait.
[flashback to Christmas Eve, 1972:]
Kitty: Okay, Eric's all tucked in, put out carrots for the reindeer, and a little wine for Santa. [laughs] Look at this thing that I got for Eric.
Red: You rev up the bike and Evel Knievel goes flying. In real life he's a moron, but as a toy he's awfully fun. Let me see if I can make it over the garage. Go! [toy crashes into garage door] Damn. I really thought I could make it over the garage.
[present:]
Red: Oh, well, everybody makes mistakes. I'm gonna give you a pass on this one. Just get these presents wrapped up and over to the community center.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Winter’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, girls, time to get to the party.
Donna: Well, Jackie, look, I think Eric and Hyde are feeling the pressures of life, and they want to have one last blowout.
Jackie: Okay, Steven does not need a blowout, he needs a kick in the nads.
Kitty: It's Christmas. At holiday time, we say, "He needs a kick in the sleigh bells."
Quote from Eric
Fez: I just don't feel right about taking these toys away from kids.
Eric: Oh, but, Fez, this could be the Christmas that I never had. My parents wouldn't get me cool stuff when I was a kid. Every year, I got a raincoat. And then, to make sure it worked, we had to go outside and Red would spray me with the hose.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Yeah, Fez. What about my Christmas, man? I mean, I'd wake up in the morning, rush out in my PJs, and find what strange man Santa had left laying underneath my mother.