Kitty Quote #618
Red: All right, Kitty. I brought some stuff from the house that I'm sure the kids are gonna love.
Kitty: A cheese grater?
Red: Kids love cheese. It's like Play-Doh to them. Look, don't worry. The real presents are gonna be here soon.
Kitty: How do you know?
Red: Because you have to believe, Kitty. Like me. Believe in Christmas.
Kitty: We need to stall. Read the kids a story.
Red: Well, I have a book in the car, but it's about the Korean War.
Kitty: Well, go get it. Better those kids suffer emotional damage than I look bad in front of the LOPPs!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Winter’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, girls, time to get to the party.
Donna: Well, Jackie, look, I think Eric and Hyde are feeling the pressures of life, and they want to have one last blowout.
Jackie: Okay, Steven does not need a blowout, he needs a kick in the nads.
Kitty: It's Christmas. At holiday time, we say, "He needs a kick in the sleigh bells."
Quote from Eric
Fez: I just don't feel right about taking these toys away from kids.
Eric: Oh, but, Fez, this could be the Christmas that I never had. My parents wouldn't get me cool stuff when I was a kid. Every year, I got a raincoat. And then, to make sure it worked, we had to go outside and Red would spray me with the hose.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Yeah, Fez. What about my Christmas, man? I mean, I'd wake up in the morning, rush out in my PJs, and find what strange man Santa had left laying underneath my mother.