Kelso Quote #754
Quote from Kelso in Surprise, Surprise
Kelso: Are you closed yet or what? I've been waiting in the parking lot for, like, forever.
Angie Barnett: I didn't see you out there.
Kelso: That's 'cause I was hiding in the bushes by your car. I figured when I jumped out, you'd be so relieved it was me that you'd go out with me again.
Angie Barnett: Why didn't you just ask me out?
Kelso: I don't know. I was gonna but you're so pretty and successful and... Plus, I kind of like hiding in the bushes.
Angie Barnett: Michael, I appreciate the offer, but I'm not sure you're my type.
Kelso: "Not your type"? I'm like ketchup, I go good on everything.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Surprise, Surprise’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Thank you for helping me, Mrs. Forman. Steven is gonna love these cookies.
Kitty: Okay, now start by cracking a couple of eggs into the bowl.
Jackie: I can't touch an egg.
Kitty: Why not?
Jackie: 'Cause it came out of a chicken butt.
Kitty: Honey, they wash it.
Jackie: Well, wash it all you want, it still came out of a butt.
Quote from Kitty
Donna: Okay. Now, I would like to hear from some pissed-off feminists. You're on the air with Hot Donna. Or, should I say, Hot-under-the-collar Donna.
Kitty: [on line] Donna Pinciotti, you should be ashamed of yourself. Suddenly you think women shouldn't be looked at. Well, I've seen your outfits, Miss Lady Tank Top.
Donna: Mrs. Forman, this isn't about me, it's about society.
Kitty: No, it's about Red, who's been like a second father to you, and now finally he has something to be proud of and you're forcing your weirdo hippie politics on it. It's just a couple of greased-up broads on a Chevy. Get over it!
Quote from Hyde
Kitty: Excuse me, Mr. Record Store Big Shot, I need some help. Where can I find something by Bette Midler?
Hyde: Well, we don't have any Bette Midler, but may I suggest something even better? Perhaps a little Sex Pistols?
Kitty: Sex Pistols? Well, that's terrible. Guns don't belong in the bedroom.
Hyde: They agree, and a lot of their songs are about just that. And they deliver their message with a smooth, mellow sound.
Kitty: So it's like easy listening.
Hyde: Well, they're not hard to hear.