Kitty Quote #609
Quote from Kitty in You Can't Always Get What You Want
Kitty: Okay, now, everybody take a feather from the paper turkey and write down something you're thankful for, and then we'll all pick feathers and guess who wrote them. Any questions?
Bob: This is kind of off-topic, but where can I put my belt?
[filmed in a circle:]
Kitty: I'll go first. [chuckles] "I'm thankful for my mother/wife. My life is meaningless without her." Whoopsie, I got mine. [laughs] It would've sounded better if someone else had read it.
Eric: "I'm thankful you have pecan pie. You do have pecan pie, right? Because I turned down an invitation that involved pecan pie." Hmm, Bob?
Red: "I'm thankful I didn't waste my day at a really fun concert. This way I can work on becoming a bitter, old man whose only happiness is destroying his son's life." Kitty, hand me the turkey.
Bob: I think I got Red's. 'Cause the only words I can repeat are "Eric, little" and a word that starts with "mother."
Kitty: "Mother"? That's nice.
Bob: It takes a pretty hard left turn.
Kitty: Thanksgiving is ruined.
Eric: Don't look at me. Dad's the one who cursed on a turkey.
Red: Kitty. Bob, touch my yams and die.
Bob: Look at all the stuff I gotta eat.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘You Can't Always Get What You Want’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Angie Barnett: Why is it every time I leave the room, you guys do this?
Kelso: It's Thanksgiving. Some people bake pies, we bake ourselves.
Quote from Hyde
Angie Barnett: What is all this? What happened to the Soft Rock section?
Hyde: I put it in the alley. See, that way, if somebody comes in asking for Barry Manilow, I can send him outside and lock the door.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Look, my whole life, I've been trying to please other people. So I feel like I don't know who I am or know what I want to do with my life.
Red: You need a government job, like a mailman. Something simple and repetitive.
Kitty: No, no, no. You know he doesn't do well in snow. What about this? Margie's son is a chiropractor, and she seems very happy.
Eric: I just... I don't wanna wake up in five years and hate my life.
Red: That's unavoidable.
Eric: Okay, I just need more time to think.
Red: You know what I got for my 18th birthday? A draft notice and a malaria vaccine. I never had time to think.
Eric: Yeah, but, Dad, don't you think it would've been helpful if you did?
Red: All right, I'll tell you what. I'll give you six months. But if you haven't picked something by then, you'll do that chiropractic thing that your mother suggested.
Eric: Dad, I... I don't even know what that is.
Kitty: Oh, honey, it's perfect for you. It's like a doctor but you don't have to be as smart.