Kelso Quote #752

Quote from Kelso in You Can't Always Get What You Want

Angie Barnett: Why is it every time I leave the room, you guys do this?
Kelso: It's Thanksgiving. Some people bake pies, we bake ourselves.

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Quote from Hyde

Angie Barnett: What is all this? What happened to the Soft Rock section?
Hyde: I put it in the alley. See, that way, if somebody comes in asking for Barry Manilow, I can send him outside and lock the door.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Look, my whole life, I've been trying to please other people. So I feel like I don't know who I am or know what I want to do with my life.
Red: You need a government job, like a mailman. Something simple and repetitive.
Kitty: No, no, no. You know he doesn't do well in snow. What about this? Margie's son is a chiropractor, and she seems very happy.
Eric: I just... I don't wanna wake up in five years and hate my life.
Red: That's unavoidable.
Eric: Okay, I just need more time to think.
Red: You know what I got for my 18th birthday? A draft notice and a malaria vaccine. I never had time to think.
Eric: Yeah, but, Dad, don't you think it would've been helpful if you did?
Red: All right, I'll tell you what. I'll give you six months. But if you haven't picked something by then, you'll do that chiropractic thing that your mother suggested.
Eric: Dad, I... I don't even know what that is.
Kitty: Oh, honey, it's perfect for you. It's like a doctor but you don't have to be as smart.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Hey, guys, I got something really different planned for Thanksgiving. But instead of telling you about it, I'm gonna let it wash over you.
Jackie: But, Eric, maybe you can let some soap and water wash over you. 'Cause since you've been out of work, you're a little bummy.
Eric: [sings along with tape] Welcome to the grand illusion Come on in and see what's happening Pay the price Get your tickets for the show
Donna: Is that Styx?
Eric: [talks] And they just announced a concert Thanksgiving night. Now, if we camp out for tickets, by tomorrow we could be watching five guys in spandex suits shaking their hair sweat on teenage girls.
Hyde: Forman, even if I liked Styx, which would mean I was born without ears, I still can't go. My dad wants me and Angie to open the record store by midnight tomorrow.
Kelso: Oh, man, Angie is so pretty. You know, looking at Angie is like looking at something else pretty.
Eric: Well said. Donna, you in for Styx?
Donna: Eric, I'm a deejay. I can't be seen at a Styx concert. It's in my contract.
Eric: Well, Fez, what do you say, my man from another land?
Fez: Eric, where I come from, we have a saying. Yuck, Styx.