Fez Quote #719
Quote from Fez in It's Only Rock and Roll
Donna: Fez, are you okay? I haven't seen you look this awful since you found out Candy Land's not a real country.
Fez: It's the bunnies, man. I haven't slept in a week.
Kelso: It's only been one day.
Jackie: Fez, why would you do this to yourself?
Hyde: 'Cause he can't get anybody else to do it for him.
Fez: I don't have the willpower to keep these magazines, Kelso. I'm just a boy.
Eric: Well, I'd take them off your hands, but... I don't wanna actually touch your hands.
Kelso: Okay, buddy. I think you're better off. Just hand the magazines over to me. All right. Fez, you're not letting go.
Fez: [chuckles] Oh, sorry.
Kelso: You're still holding on.
Fez: Look, a robot! [runs away as Kelso turns around]
Eric: Man, you fall for that every time.
Kelso: Yeah? Well, one day, there's gonna be a robot. And all you suckers are gonna miss it.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘It's Only Rock and Roll’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: Look, Mom, maybe you should stop worrying about everyone else so much and start thinking about yourself. Maybe you should find something to enrich your life. Oh, may I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?
Red: And may I suggest the footing of your ass?
Eric: This is not the ass you're looking for. See, now you don't know what to do.
Quote from Midge
Kitty: What are you two doing?
Donna: It's tai chi. It's an ancient form of exercise and meditation.
Midge: It originated in the Far East, in a place called Los Angeles.
Quote from Bob
Kitty: I really don't see what the big deal is, Bob.
Bob: We brought this tray over to you full of cookies. You should have brought it back full of cookies. That's all I'm saying.