Fez Quote #696
Quote from Fez in The Seeker
Jackie: Okay, guys, Donna's on her way over, and she knows we all know why Eric left, and she wants some answers.
Hyde: Well, I'm not gonna tell her. Give Donna bad news and she hits. She wasn't on the boys' JV wrestling team for nothing.
Jackie: Okay, well, I can't do it. The last person a girl wants to hear bad news from is a woman who has it all.
Kelso: Well, you can count me out. I won't face a girl when I ditch her. I'm not gonna do it when somebody else does.
Fez: Well, I'm not telling her, either. I don't want my personal parts damaged. I mean, they're practically brand-new.
Hyde: Well, in a deadlock such as this, we're forced to turn to our judicial code, which clearly states that in the event of bad news being delivered in reference to a canceled wedding, the foreigner does it.
Kelso: Ah, yes. The Immigration Conversation Act.
Donna: Where the hell is Eric and why did he do this to me?
[Jackie, Kelso and Hyde back away]
Fez: Um... Okay... Eric was afraid getting married and staying here was a mistake. [puts on helmet] You know, because you would be giving up your dream of traveling the world and becoming a ball-breaking feminist.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Seeker’ Quotes
Quote from Midge
Donna: Mom, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you're here.
Midge: Well, there are times when a mother has to be there for her baby. Like now and I guess when she's born.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Man, I can't believe I missed you falling out of the water tower. So, I'm at home, and I'm watching Scooby-Doo, and I think to myself, "You know what? "You should go and hang out with Hyde and Donna." And then I think, "No," because maybe Scooby and Shaggy found a real ghost this time. But it wasn't. It was just another crazy old guy.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Eric is a mental midget. And you know what else? He runs like a girl.
Red: Bob, you run like a girl.
Bob: Only when I'm scared of something.
Pamela: Oh, honey, I'm sure Eric has a good explanation. On the several occasions I didn't show up for one of my weddings, I always called to say I had appendicitis.
Bob: Well, Eric's not here, my little girl's unhappy, and I want to punch somebody.
Kitty: Bob, you don't want to fight. I've known you for a long time, and I know what you really want is a piece of cake.
Bob: A piece of cake, Kitty? My daughter is devastated, and you offer me cake? You just tell me one thing, is it chocolate?
Kitty: Devil's food. I can have it on the table in less than a minute.
Bob: Eh, let's do that, then.