Jackie: Okay, guys, Donna's on her way over, and she knows we all know why Eric left, and she wants some answers.
Hyde: Well, I'm not gonna tell her. Give Donna bad news and she hits. She wasn't on the boys' JV wrestling team for nothing.
Jackie: Okay, well, I can't do it. The last person a girl wants to hear bad news from is a woman who has it all.
Kelso: Well, you can count me out. I won't face a girl when I ditch her. I'm not gonna do it when somebody else does.
Fez: Well, I'm not telling her, either. I don't want my personal parts damaged. I mean, they're practically brand-new.
Hyde: Well, in a deadlock such as this, we're forced to turn to our judicial code, which clearly states that in the event of bad news being delivered in reference to a canceled wedding, the foreigner does it.
Kelso: Ah, yes. The Immigration Conversation Act.
Donna: Where the hell is Eric and why did he do this to me?
[Jackie, Kelso and Hyde back away]
Fez: Um... Okay... Eric was afraid getting married and staying here was a mistake. [puts on helmet] You know, because you would be giving up your dream of traveling the world and becoming a ball-breaking feminist.