Donna Quote #328
Quote from Donna in Going Mobile
Donna: So, home, sweet home.
Eric: Yeah. Hey, Donna... Uh... Hey. Don't take this the wrong way, but... Is this really what we want?
Donna: What? Of course it is. Why?
Eric: I don't know. I just... You know, it's such a big step. And I just really want to make sure this is what we want, what you want.
Donna: Eric, the life I want is with you. I love you.
Eric: Yeah, I know, but...
Donna: Wait a minute. This isn't about this place. This is about me.
Eric: No.
Donna: Are you having doubts about me? Because if you are, tell me now. Don't wait, like, ten years from now when we're both too fat to get dates.
Eric: No, no, no, forget it. I'm happy. I'm happy, happy, happy, happy.
Donna: Okay, now you're saying "happy" way too much.
Eric: Uh, because I'm very happy. If I were less happy, I'd say it less. I think that's how language works, Donna. Come on...
Donna: Okay. I'm gonna go pump out the toilet.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Going Mobile’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: So, let's just do rock, paper, scissors, see who the best man is, all right?
Fez: No, no, no, no. I hate that game. I always lose.
Hyde: 'Cause you always pick rock.
Fez: That's because nothing beats rock.
Hyde: Paper beats rock. Those are the rules.
Fez: Eh, not buying it.
Hyde: Fine. We'll play a new game. How about cockroach, foot, nuclear bomb? Foot squashes cockroach. Nuclear bomb... Pow! ...blows up foot. And cockroach survives nuclear bomb.
Fez: Oh, that's great. I'll be nuclear bomb. Nothing beats nuclear bomb.
Hyde: I just told you, cockroach beats nuclear bomb.
Fez: Oh, we'll see about that.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Oh, hey, Kitty. Listen, I think I'm just gonna take Donna home and call it a night.
Kitty: Oh, don't you dare. We need to act like everything is normal. Keep the party going. Keep Donna happy. Didn't you have a speech to give?
Bob: Kitty, I don't think it's still appropriate...
Kitty: Okay, Bob's got a speech. Everybody, listen to Bob's speech. Speech! Speech!
Bob: I guess I could change a few things as I go along. [clears throat] "To the lovely bride and the handsome...
bride. I know the... one of you will make... yourself very happy. Your life will surely be enriched by all the time you spend with... alone. You are truly one soul becoming one joined... alone forever. So I don't look at this as the day I lose a daughter. I look at this as the day I gain... nobody." Salute.
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Ready? One, two, three. Cockroach beats nuclear bomb. That is 38 wins in a row. I think it's safe to say that I'm the best man.
Fez: No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I just noticed something. Cockroach always wins. One more time, for all the marbles.
Hyde: Fine. One, two, three. [Hyde plays foot and Fez plays cockroach]
Fez: Foot, I forgot about foot. So foot always wins. One more time. Winner, best man, period.
Hyde: One, two, three.
Fez: Bomb! Nuclear bomb beats foot. It's like everything in this game loses to something else!
Hyde: Yes, it's exactly like that.
Fez: Wait, except... Aha! I was so blind. Nuclear bomb beats everything. One more time, winner take all.
Hyde: One, two, three. [Hyde plays cockroach and Fez plays nuclear bomb]
Fez: I'm going home.